luxopolis

"Savages and modern artists are alike strangely driven to create something uglier than themselves, but the artists find it harder." (Happy 130th birthday to G.K. Chesterton)

-the fear of reading or saying long words (no, really)

"Your skin will be touched softly and gently by 100% high quality pulp." (from an ad for Sofuca slim tissues. Via Engrish.com.)

from a fate like this.

"It's pretty pathetic when my range of motion is worse than most of my action figures." (Me)

distilled.

until I realized this hit a little too close to home. There, but for the grace of God...
(via Walt, who probably has ten other websites I don't even know about. You can e-mail him and tell him not to give up on Superhero Radio. Hey, Peter Parker doesn't make a dime as Spiderman either, but with great power comes great responsibility!)

for every time I said, "Boy, if only there was some sort of support group for people who were traumatized by goats".

Two friggin' posts for all of April? That's pretty pathetic. Sorry. I'd say that I'll do better but I'm not sure I should. Combinations of being really busy and not having pithy things to post and a dearth of cool links have me rethinking the blog. I really don't want to start getting into political punditry 'cause it's just too polarizing and stressful. And the Shop 'N Save rants were getting old.

The blog does fulfill it's main purpose of allowing me to post things centrally (like my "Passion" review) so I don't think I'm ready to abandon it yet. But maybe withering on the vine for awhile would be a good idea. Nobody's been squealing so it shouldn't be missed. If you're a regular reader (or THE regular reader), try checking monthly instead of weekly and maybe it'll seem less lame.