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then you already know what I'm about to say and you can just skip this. Or maybe you're not enough like me to know what I'm going to say but you're enough like me to have the same sort of problem that I have which is this: Sometimes I get this itchy red...no wait, that's something else. Sometimes when a big election's coming up I diligently watch the TV ads and carefully sift through the facts and distortions and decide that I'm going to vote for Russ "Bud" McCarnafein (Z) because his opponent wants to hurt old people and kick puppies and he's wrong for Missouri. And then I get in the voting "booth" (which is really more of a suitcase when you think about it) and instead discover this: "Shall the amendment be passed reconstituting the Charter, which shall establish funds not to increase the property values of infected residents by more than .005 cents per cubic foot for the purpose of redistricting the aforementioned resolution? Or not?" and this: "Shall the City retain Judge Michael "Michael" Xambiani (who's either the greatest judge ever or really lame, but you've never heard of him, or about him, so you have no way of knowing) to the circuit attorneys judgeryship? Or not?" And so I protest the system by accidentally voting for Pat Buchannan.
Well, I figured somewhere out there was a voters guide so I went through all the dirty work of actually, you know, looking for it.
So you can go here and work your way to your district and find out ahead of time if your candidate for alderman is really the scion of evil. Or not.

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